Amnesia LP Pt.1: You mean the Internet exists?

Amnesia has been a wild ride. Between murders and magical eyes, cages and inexplicably huge amounts of psychopaths lurking in every single goddamned route, I don't know what to expect anymore. There are only two routes left: Clover and Joker.

I'll be honest, the writing itself has been of a roller coaster, a badly designed one because at times it drags, at other times it doesn't and it's full of weird shit that I just shrug and plan a trip to burn down the Otomate building. Every route proved itself to be too plain or to LOL WHAT DID YOU JUST DO that I didn't even know how this would end. After going through three, I was just going for the last two, praying to baby Jesus for the Clover one to be as good as people said and in hopes it would and...

FUCKING CHRISTMAS BABY

In all honesty, all the other routes can suck it because I wasn't even 20 minutes into the actual route and I was sold, which is why I am doing this because Kent deserves it.
And I hope the game doesn't betray me OH MY GOD PLEASE.

So, strap in for an actual thing close to an LP though it's more shitty commentary and LOL CAPS because I have a fuck ton already. To make things clear, I'm going blind for this, no guide, no reloading except like 3 instances and just as I go. Pure gut-feeling. Also warning, this route is around 400% smarter than the other routes combined for specific things that make a HUGE DIFFERENCE. In fact, these are so great I'm glad I am playing Kent's route last because the snark on the others would be "BUT KENT'S ROUTE" "KENT". With that out of the way, let us begin.

Warning: Maths involved.

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Amnesia LP Pt 2: I'll kick Pythagoras in the dick

Last time, we found out the Internet exists, Kent is an idiot and we had to cram months of working in a job in approximately 5 hours!

Unless developments take place in a long stretch of the day like, let's say Shin's detective escapade, I'll probably split updates in between days. Some are busier than others. At the point of this writing, I am at day 10 but I will keep shut for future developments that are still unknown-ish at this time, except the logical ones you could deduce from tidbits and just paying attention. Furthermore, I'll assume the reader already knows about the stories of Shin, Ikki and Trash, so spoilers for those routes are abundant. With that out of the way, let us begin.

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